Humour Corny Joke

[Hartz]

A man walks into a butcher's shop and ask the butcher if he's a gambling man. The butcher says he is, and so the man says to him, "I bet you ten bucks you can't reach up and touch that beef hanging on the hooks up there." The butcher looks up and says, "I'm not betting on that!" "But I thought you said that you're a gambling man," says the man."Yes, I am" says the butcher "but the steaks are too high."

 

[Caitlan]

Ha. This joke is quite clever. For a second, I was trying to figure out where this was going, but I love the thought behind it.

 

[Sal Debra 233]

A man walks into a butcher's shop and ask the butcher if he's a gambling man. The butcher says he is, and so the man says to him, "I bet you ten bucks you can't reach up and touch that beef hanging on the hooks up there." The butcher looks up and says, "I'm not betting on that!" "But I thought you said that you're a gambling man," says the man."Yes, I am" says the butcher "but the steaks are too high."

Im gonna use this! LOL.

 

[Matz Mohamed]

A man walks into a butcher's shop and ask the butcher if he's a gambling man. The butcher says he is, and so the man says to him, "I bet you ten bucks you can't reach up and touch that beef hanging on the hooks up there." The butcher looks up and says, "I'm not betting on that!" "But I thought you said that you're a gambling man," says the man."Yes, I am" says the butcher "but the steaks are too high."

Nice!

 

[Anton_goliv]

hahahahaha - right witty