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Humour Casino's like a good woman

#1
Here's a joke I just heard recently: (I hope it's not too offensive...)

Q: How is a casino like a good woman?

A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back...
 

Lannya

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#2
Hahaha! That is a good one indeed :D People say the same thing about wine. I am a woman and I don't find it offensive. Others may though!
 

June

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#3
You guys are too much! This is a funny couple of jokes. I really need some humor in my life. I have been without a sense of humor for a while now and this was a great pick-me-up!
 
#4
Incorporate that into a pick-up line and you might win in more ways than just one. Depends on how accommodating the woman is. But again, a casino is like a woman: You can't win if you don't play.
 

June

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#5
You are so right there, zephr12! I really never thought about it so much but you are so right that a woman is like a casino. I have a great sense of humor and this stuff really strikes me as funny. Maybe I'm just accommodating? Just something for you boys to think about!
 
#6
:D:D I love this and actually saw the similar slogan outside a bar once - "our bar is like the perfect woman....." etc

I was a little shocked the first time I saw and had to take a photo to send it to my friends!!
 
#7
Well June, I'm a good guy, single, not that bad looking, make decent money, make 5 year plans and gambling is not an addiction for me. The only vice I have left is cigarettes and I see that going the way of the buggy whip soon. You don't get a good return on your investment with those things.

Some men are like casino's too. Average looking on the outside, but very colorful once you get in there. :cool:
 
#8
I have actually seen that one and I have always thought it was hilarious. My brother has a shirt with that saying on it and he wears it to the casino sometimes. I think it's hilarious, but I would not wear that saying on a shirt!
 
#9
I have actually seen that one and I have always thought it was hilarious. My brother has a shirt with that saying on it and he wears it to the casino sometimes. I think it's hilarious, but I would not wear that saying on a shirt!
hhahaha
Can you send a picture here of your borther in the casino with this t-shirt?
That`s priceless :D
 
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